Halloween

How many of you know that when the porch light is out that means that the person(s) is not home or not participating in Halloween? Well, a bunch of people in our neighborhood apparently have forgotten or choose to ignore this little bit of etiquette.

Both Tim and I had the idea to make a sign for our front door. Here's his:

For those of you who are visually impaired, or just plain (insert expletive) stupid, our porch light is OUT - this means we are NOT participating in Halloween. The next idiot who can't figure this simple thing out will receive one hollow-point 9mm to their (apparently) already empty head!

Here's mine:

WE HAVE
NO MORE CANDY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess which one got put on the door.