My Afflation

I know it's not Music Monday, but this couldn't wait. I bought the Doowops and Hooligans album a few weeks ago and " Lazy Song " is definitely one of my favorites, I wake up to it on P90X mornings. Motivation, you know. This morning I finally saw the video and LAUGHED ! Bruno Mars is such an amazing and talented performer. Grab a banana and enjoy the video :D

Me and my big mouth have gotten me the editor position for the funniest post of the year. @ CTK1  asked who wanted to have guest bloggers for #TopCultComedyClassics. You should have seen me (figuratively) jumping up and down volunteering my site. So get ready for some good memories, some laughs, and a list of great comedies to rent. Thank you to all the contributors. Here's to starting the new year off FUNNY . The Rules : Submit a review in 200 words or less of your favorite cult comedy. Give a brief plot synopsis and reasons why it's a cult classic . (The rules were adhered to loosely). In no particular order, I present The Top Cult Comedy Classics of our time. DISCLAIMER :  A lot of these comedies are rated R and there is cussing in a few of the reviews. Office Space   submitted by @ BDJoyner “Ah, yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday" The red stapler; the printer beat down; Michael Bolton spittin’ gangsta rap lyr...

Optimus Prime talking about Haagen-Dazs, Jergen’s, and Saturday Night Live.   YouTube - Letterman - Optimus Prime Top Ten List

A little humor to alleviate yesterday’s seriousness (I mean really, who takes me seriously?) As I was getting ready for work my mom sent a text asking me to bring her lunch, she had forgotten it at home. She gave me three locations where it could be. The kitchen counter, the dining table, or her room. Lunch was not in any of those places. We exchanged a few more texts and then she called me. I walked through her whole morning routine trying to find this elusive lunch bag. Not in the kitchen, not in the fridge, not in her bathroom, not in the living room. By this time my sis had left, so we thought maybe she had grabbed it and taken it to my mom. I waited around the house for a few more while my mom called sis. No go. Mom decides she’ll buy lunch and chalks the missing lunch up to a case of CRS (Can’t Remember Sh… Stuff). Oh yeah, at some point mom went out to her car to see if it had fallen down the passenger side well or something. Also negatory. Once it’s decided that Mom w...

This is FREAKING HI-LARIOUS! Either that or I am more down than I thought. Off to look for more work and trying not to get distracted by random tweets of silliness.

I wish these were original thoughts of my own: WISDOM!!! Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs... Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Cowboy Troy has some hella funny lyrics. You *have* to listen to this ( Ain't Broke Yet ) if you are needing a laugh. The title of this post comes from one of his other songs. And that "incredible" is pronounced the spanish way. "Ain't Broke Yet" (feat. Big & Rich) [Chorus - Big & Rich] Well he ain't broke yet but he's sho' nuff bendin' Well he ain't broke yet but he's sho' nuff bendin' Well he ain't broke yet but he's sho' nuff bendin' Well he ain't broke yet but he's sho' nuff bendin' [Verse 1 - Cowboy Troy] Well, I'm three weeks late on my credit card payment The lady on the phone said she wants to make arrangements "Put a little down, Can you pay a little on it?" My wallet's too flat, couldn't pay if I wanted They're callin' on my job, I'm gettin' letters in the mail The haters in the hood all hopin' that I fail My pocket's on Slimfast, t...